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A few weeks after the sudden death of my agent, Deborah Rogers, in 2014 the colleague deputed to take me on phoned. "I've found something in Deborah's desk."

"Yes?"

"A letter from you. To you."

"Ah."

"It looks like she'd read it. Remember it?"

Of course I remembered it. Frustrated after months of trying to get a response to a novel, I had written a letter to myself, enclosed a self-addressed envelope, and asked her to tick the appropriate response: "Novel read", "novel needs work", "novel submitted", "novel sold for a: £1,000, b: £10,000, c: £100,000". Petty-minded and, given her support and encouragement over the years, unforgivable. But, being Deborah, she took it well.