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Working under Pressure | Posters

Sat, 01/05/2004 - 12:00am
WORKING UNDER PRESSURE

Brooks’ Law

Adding people to a late project makes it later.

Murphy’s Law of Thermodynamics

Things get worse under pressure.

Bove’s theorem

The remaining work increases as the deadline approaches.

Meskimen’s Law

There is never enough time to do it right, but time can always be found to do it all again.  Read more

Computers | Posters

Wed, 01/01/2003 - 1:00am

Point, click and.... PRAY

When all else fails, read the instructions.

Things work better if they are plugged in.

You don’t really know what you want till you get what you don’t want.

Blessed is the end user who expects nothing for they will not be disappointed.  Read more

Getting it wrong | Posters

Wed, 01/01/2003 - 1:00am
The experts don't always get it right

Some consolation for the creative genius.

'The Americans may have need of the telephone but we do not. We have plenty of messenger boys.' Sir William Preece, chief engineer of the General Post Office in Britain


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Teamwork | Posters

Mon, 01/01/2001 - 1:00am

Teamwork

There are four people named

    Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.  Read more

Writers' quotes | Posters

Mon, 01/01/2001 - 1:00am

‘Talent alone cannot make a writer. There must be a man behind the book.’

Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

'Masterpieces are no more than the shipwrecked flotsam of great minds.'

Marcel Proust

 

'Your manuscript is both good and original, but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good.'  Read more

Murphy’s Law | Posters

Mon, 01/01/2001 - 1:00am
THE LAWS ACCORDING TO MURPHY

Murphy’s First Law

 

If something can go wrong, it will

 

Murphy’s Second Law

 

Even if something can’t possibly go wrong, it will

 

Murphy’s Fourth Law

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The Master Plan | Posters

Mon, 01/01/2001 - 1:00am

In the beginning was the plan

And then came the assumptions

And the assumptions were without form

And the plan was completely without substance

And darkness was upon the face of the workers.  Read more

Printer's Devil | Posters

Mon, 01/01/2001 - 1:00am
The Printer's Devil
Photo - Print Devil 1Whose fault?

There was a convenient belief among printers that  Read more

Training | Posters

Mon, 01/01/2001 - 1:00am

Poster - Reorganisation 1Petronius, Proconsul of Bithynia (beside the Black Sea  Read more

Writers on Writing | Posters

Mon, 01/01/2001 - 1:00am

‘Whenever you feel an impulse to perpetrate a piece of exceptionally fine writing, obey it ... and delete it before sending your manuscript to the press.'

Sir Arthur Quiller-Couch

 

'It's a delicious thing to write. To be no longer yourself but to move in an entire universe of your own creating.'

Gustave Flaubert

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Devon & Cornwall International Novel Prize 2020

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Closing date: 
31 December 2020
Entry: 
Open to everyone, regardless of their nationality or location in the world. Entry fee £15
Prize: 
First Prize £2,000, a trophy and online publishing contract, two shortlistees will win a publishing contract

The 2020 DEVON & CORNWALL INTERNATIONAL (DCI) NOVEL PRIZE has launched

The winner will be announced the 31st of March 2021.  Read more

'To make your life being a writer, it's an auto-slavery ... you are both the slave and the task-master.'

— Susan Sontag

Writing has so much to give

6 July 2020

‘I still encourage anyone who feels at all compelled to write to do so. I just try to warn people who hope to get published that publication is not all it is cracked up to be. But writing is.  Read more

29 June 2020 - What's new

June 2020
  • 'Like any social media platform, the more you use Twitter the more you will get out of it. So keeping your account as active as possible - i.e. tweeting as often as possible - is perhaps the most valuable tip of all. But that raises a common anti-Twitter excuse: "Oh, I wouldn't know what to talk about...
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Why and How Writers Should Embrace Twitter

29 June 2020

Like any social media platform, the more you use Twitter the more you will get out of it. So keeping your account as active as possible-i.e. tweeting as often as possible-is perhaps the most valuable tip of all. But that raises a common anti-Twitter excuse: "Oh, I wouldn't know what to talk about..."
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