30 November 2015
Where were you last night? At the pub with friends? Reading a fantastic new book by the fire? Watching some enjoyably trashy TV? At the theatre or cinema? I was home. I spent last night drinking really nice ale and writing a memo to a publisher about royalty statements, and how they could be improved. Ah...what a...lovely image. But don't feel sorry for me. The sad thing isn't that I spent the evening thinking about royalty statements. The sad thing is that I enjoyed it, and it wasn't just about the ale. Look, I'm 43 now, I don't care what you think of me any more, I'm just going to say it: I'm a nerd.