‘Some people covet it, others flee from it. Some
see it as a hallmark of civilization, others as a scuff mark. Some laugh
with it, others laugh at it. Many praise it, a few condemn it, others are
just mystified. And many people are madly in love with it.
It is the Ig Nobel Prize’
Every year ten Ig Nobel Prizes are awarded. They are for ‘achievements
that cannot or should not be reproduced’ – but with no implication
as to whether they are a good or a bad thing. The Prize honours the great
muddle in which most of us exist much of the time. ‘Life is confusing.
Good and bad get all mixed up. Yin can be hard to distinguish from yang.
Ditto for data from artifact and, sometimes, up from down.’
2003 Winners
The 2003 Ig Nobel Prize winners were announced on October 2 at the
13th First Annual Ig Nobel Prize Ceremony,
at Harvard's Sanders Theatre. The ceremony was telecast live on the
Internet.
Engineering
The late John Paul Stapp, the late Edward A. Murphy, Jr., and George
Nichols, for jointly giving birth in 1949 to Murphy's Law, the basic
engineering principle that "If there are two or more ways to do something,
and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, someone will do it" (or,
in other words: "If anything can go wrong, it will").
Physics
Jack Harvey, John Culvenor, Warren Payne, Steve Cowley, Michael Lawrance,
David Stuart, and Robyn Williams of Australia, for their irresistible report
"An Analysis of the Forces Required to Drag Sheep over Various Surfaces."
Medicine
Eleanor Maguire, David Gadian, Ingrid Johnsrude, Catriona Good, John
Ashburner, Richard Frackowiak, and Christopher Frith of University College
London, for presenting evidence that the brains of London taxi drivers are
more highly developed than those of their fellow citizens.
Psychology
Gian Vittorio Caprara and Claudio Barbaranelli of the University of Rome,
and Philip Zimbardo of Stanford University, for their discerning report
"Politicians' Uniquely Simple Personalities."
Chemistry
Yukio Hirose of Kanazawa University, for his chemical investigation of a
bronze statue, in the city of Kanazawa, that fails to attract pigeons.
Literature
John Trinkaus, of the Zicklin School of Business, New York City, for
meticulously collecting data and publishing more than 80 detailed academic
reports about specific annoyances and anomalies of daily life, such as: What
percentage of young people wear baseball caps with the peak facing to the
rear rather than to the front; What percentage of pedestrians wear sport
shoes that are white rather than some other colour; What percentage of
swimmers swim laps in the shallow end of a pool rather than the deep end;
What percentage of automobile drivers almost, but not completely, come to a
stop at one particular stop-sign; What percentage of commuters carry attaché
cases; What percentage of shoppers exceed the number of items permitted in a
supermarket's express checkout lane; and What percentage of students dislike
the taste of Brussels sprouts.
Economics
Karl Schwärzler and the nation of Liechtenstein, for making it possible to
rent the entire country for corporate conventions, weddings, bar mitzvahs,
and other gatherings.
Interdisciplinary Research
Stefano Ghirlanda, Liselotte Jansson, and Magnus Enquist of Stockholm
University, for their inevitable report "Chickens Prefer Beautiful Humans."
Peace
Lal Bihari, of Uttar Pradesh, India, for a triple accomplishment: First, for
leading an active life even though he has been declared legally dead;
Second, for waging a lively posthumous campaign against bureaucratic inertia
and greedy relatives; and Third, for creating the Association of Dead
People.
Biology
C.W. Moeliker, of Natuurmuseum Rotterdam, the Netherlands, for documenting
the first scientifically recorded case of homosexual necrophilia in the
mallard duck.
For full details of earlier Ig Nobel Prizes and even a video stream
of the 2003 award ceremony, visit
their site.